I am an expert at few things, but one of those things happens to be lighting. I know, I know, hold your applause and keep your jealousy in check! Light bulbs are not the most exciting thing since sliced bread, but there is a lot more to know than “Which wattage do you need-60, 75, or 100?” Therefore, I am drawn to pontificate and prattle on and on about topics which, to the general public, may lead to a cure for insomnia, which is always a plus.